Sunday, October 30, 2011

WHERE DO I BEGIN...




I know its been awhile, but LL has prompted me to start blogging again. In case you didn't know, LL was recently photographed with the rotting teeth of a meth addict, right after an oral rinse of baked beans and _______ (insert nasty noun here).

Well, 2 weeks later (and a few dramatic court hearings followed by even more dramatic excuses..)LL has tweeted a pic of herself with her new teeth. Her tweet says: "Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the Zoom...." Here are few problems I have with LL, including her tweeted pic of new Chiclets:

1.) Kitty cat, Zoom is whitening. What you got are called Veneers. Jesus. We're not all as high as you are, stop trying to kid, girl.

2.) Girl, as soon as your saw your teef in the press, you obvi freaked out (or depending on how lethargic you were to notice, your publicist and mom-ager freaked out) and went to take care of that mess pronto! But....girl why when there are all these drunkened and drugged pics of you looking a hot mess, and you can't help yourself out (on the insides)? I mean, I guess you have priorities!

3.) I love how in the tweeted pic of her new teefs, you can clearly see the mound of cig butts in the ashtray, as well as a glass some sort of alcohol (that is not apple juice, puhlease). She has already introduced her new teefus to their new best friends, alchohol and tobacco. Way to break in that new set!


I think she should just move to Montana, wear a perma Ralph Lauren Collection apache blanket coat, and get her shit right. Who's with me?

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