Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Saturday, October 2, 2010

i know what girls like. i know what they want!











I went in the hot tub and all I got was this flesh eating virus...

Just kitteng! I just got pregnant.

On a more serious note, I found out from a trusted sorceror that Jennifer "Hennifer" Lopez will be debuting yet another fragrance this winter entitled "AFTERBIRTH"

Look for notes of Amber, Sandalwood, Musk, Patchouli, Civet, Benzoin with a hint of Placenta and Birthday Cake! Max and Emme were the inspiration behind her newest scent.



Jigga Man is rumored to be rapping the jingle for the fragrance's commercial "After the birth it's the afterbirth..." and Snoop will guest star in it as well (because he will do anything for a dollar and to stay relevant. He also really likes the smell of "AFTERBIRTH")

This will be my new signature scent. I can't wait!!!!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

we goin'...


yay!
Beach trip!


*live beach bloggin' to come....

Thursday, August 5, 2010

duck and cover!



I love!

Tommy Hil. Fall 2010

:)

Intermission





We are bi-costal for the next 2 weeks, guys. All of you (2 of you) will have to wait patiently while Nay and I are making travels.





Sahhree.

Why?!

Why do all drug stores look the same? What are you...a wellness center, a convenient store? Any why do you have bad lighting and subpar fixtures?


Someone should come up with a new glam fab layout like that one Duane Reade on in NY with gilded gold doors and marble.

Until then, I guess we'll all just peruse the chap stik section, grab some tampons, and pick up our Xanies 'script under flourecent lighting.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Hello/Good Bye





No more Erin Wasson for RVCA. Apprently the whole shabang was "total chaos and the epitome of unorganized". Too bad she didn't listen to her canvas in her living room("Don't Mourn, organize"!)


At least there's still these:




and this


and this

Thursday, July 22, 2010

THIS. IS. SERIOUS, Y'ALL.



I don't watch shows that rhyme with Flossup Hurl, or shows that have people who look like this. I mean, I get it, your an actor, you're so serious right now, right now. But rolling up your faded black jeans (that you're stylist was up ALL NIGHT washing and drying with flour in the dryer...), rocking your Marlon Brando tank from Urban Outfitters, mens fashion fare jewelry, and ganking some prayer beads to make your serious statement...an introspective hispter this does not make.

I could have this ALL wrong though... him and his lady kitty friend behind him are clearly playing dress up. She fanny-ing with her pack, he's...I don't know what he's doing...

Ok, palate cleanse:

Well Made | Made Well



J Crew's hipper, younger, more urban cousin.

(good) Denim, check.
A. Wang-ish tees, check.
Effortless chic dresses, shoes, and accessories, CHECK.

I like you. Alot.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

ayer / despues




This Drew-nicorn has shed his magical locks.
Will mysticism and rainbows still reign supreme in the times of a short locked
Drew-nicorn?

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Kits'n'tits


K i t t e h T i t t e h s

Hi, my name is...

Hi, my name is Leo Tard

I'm fun, funky, fearless, and love my fashion. I love Lady Gaga, bear hugs, and tickle fights!


Thursday, July 8, 2010

A severe case of esophageal luxe-itis!



Alice (Aiko?) in Wonderland, 2003

but if only you meowed...



These meeps are cute and all, but it they were cats, it would be more relevant........to me, and maybe one other person.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

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Friday, June 18, 2010

That was way harsh, Tai...





1992? You're back so quickly...I'm not sure your old enough to be new again. Well, if your Dries Van Noten pants, then it's ok. Just please, no Blossom hats or babydoll dresses.....I'm too young to feel old!

1990's Haiku:

Flannel shirts and boots
Seattle
That was way harsh Tai
xo

Sunday, June 13, 2010

un globo por los labios...fabuLOS.




Eos natural lip balm in sweet mint (yay!) $3.99 (yay!!)
Guaranteed summer fun!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

food pyramid



get to the point.




I wish summer would take it's cousins humid and muggy back to where they came from (Florida...). Only important seasons like Fall need apply. I would rather wear twills, mens dress socks and soseriousrightnow booties.

See you summer.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Sweet Dream or Beautiful NightMARE?


What is this I see? A white, creamy dreamy vision in the window of this building, that's what! When I saw this picture, Beyonce's "Sweet Dream" lyrics immediately started dancing through my mind. Thoughts about this wondrous creature (whom I will call Molly Jensen - a la Demi Moore's character in the cult classic movie "Ghost") consumed me for the next 10 minutes. Perhaps, in a former life, she was a mystical unicorn. What is her life like today, though? What is she doing right now....right now?
Perhaps she has just spun the most fabulous clay pot with her delicate hooves. Or maybe she just whipped up some delicious chocolate crepes and is now debating whether she should catch up on the last season of "Mad Men" or go for a frolick in the meadow. Either way, I don't wanna wake up from her (turn the lights on).

Friday, January 29, 2010