Ok, so word on the stroll is that we, America, are in debt. We are borrowing $.41 of every one dollar we spend. We still tout ourselves as the greatest and most powerful country in the world. What I can deduce from all of these facts, findings, and statements is that America needs some Goldigging 101 courses to get us out of this mess. I mean, that's how we can get out of debt! Why hasn't anyone proposed this?! Someone needs to start up a PAC on this stat! I'm writing to my senator right after this post!
Just some suggestions for America (girl, I'm trying to help you):
1.) Audition for the Real Housewives on Bravo. YOU WILL GET A CHECK.
2.) Old-fashioned gold digging. We could just marry China. UNLIMITED ACCESS TO FUNDS
(AND FACTORIES :/)
3.) Get knocked up by a wealthier country (China). Bonus: multi racial children are way good looking.(hello child modeling contract). YOU WILL GET A CHECK.
4.) Sell Florida . Get royalty rights to Miami though. The rest of the state is trailer parks, rednecks, and alligators. AND...bottle up all of the humidity in jars and sell it to arctic people (Canadians) as "vacation in a jar". Boom, way to be an entrepreneaur, America. Besides, 98% of child abductions happen in Florida...?? ROYALTY CHECKZ, LUMP SUM PAYMENT, BIZNESS MONIES.
Deficeit now a surplus. Write your senator! No one else seems to have any better ideas....
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