Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
I went in the hot tub and all I got was this flesh eating virus...
Just kitteng! I just got pregnant.
On a more serious note, I found out from a trusted sorceror that Jennifer "Hennifer" Lopez will be debuting yet another fragrance this winter entitled "AFTERBIRTH"
Look for notes of Amber, Sandalwood, Musk, Patchouli, Civet, Benzoin with a hint of Placenta and Birthday Cake! Max and Emme were the inspiration behind her newest scent.
Jigga Man is rumored to be rapping the jingle for the fragrance's commercial "After the birth it's the afterbirth..." and Snoop will guest star in it as well (because he will do anything for a dollar and to stay relevant. He also really likes the smell of "AFTERBIRTH")
This will be my new signature scent. I can't wait!!!!
On a more serious note, I found out from a trusted sorceror that Jennifer "Hennifer" Lopez will be debuting yet another fragrance this winter entitled "AFTERBIRTH"
Look for notes of Amber, Sandalwood, Musk, Patchouli, Civet, Benzoin with a hint of Placenta and Birthday Cake! Max and Emme were the inspiration behind her newest scent.
Jigga Man is rumored to be rapping the jingle for the fragrance's commercial "After the birth it's the afterbirth..." and Snoop will guest star in it as well (because he will do anything for a dollar and to stay relevant. He also really likes the smell of "AFTERBIRTH")
This will be my new signature scent. I can't wait!!!!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Intermission
Why?!
Why do all drug stores look the same? What are you...a wellness center, a convenient store? Any why do you have bad lighting and subpar fixtures?
Someone should come up with a new glam fab layout like that one Duane Reade on in NY with gilded gold doors and marble.
Until then, I guess we'll all just peruse the chap stik section, grab some tampons, and pick up our Xanies 'script under flourecent lighting.
Someone should come up with a new glam fab layout like that one Duane Reade on in NY with gilded gold doors and marble.
Until then, I guess we'll all just peruse the chap stik section, grab some tampons, and pick up our Xanies 'script under flourecent lighting.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Hello/Good Bye
Thursday, July 22, 2010
THIS. IS. SERIOUS, Y'ALL.
I don't watch shows that rhyme with Flossup Hurl, or shows that have people who look like this. I mean, I get it, your an actor, you're so serious right now, right now. But rolling up your faded black jeans (that you're stylist was up ALL NIGHT washing and drying with flour in the dryer...), rocking your Marlon Brando tank from Urban Outfitters, mens fashion fare jewelry, and ganking some prayer beads to make your serious statement...an introspective hispter this does not make.
I could have this ALL wrong though... him and his lady kitty friend behind him are clearly playing dress up. She fanny-ing with her pack, he's...I don't know what he's doing...
Ok, palate cleanse:
Well Made | Made Well
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
ayer / despues
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
but if only you meowed...
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Nayo, stop mah akkount.
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Friday, June 18, 2010
That was way harsh, Tai...
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
get to the point.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sweet Dream or Beautiful NightMARE?
What is this I see? A white, creamy dreamy vision in the window of this building, that's what! When I saw this picture, Beyonce's "Sweet Dream" lyrics immediately started dancing through my mind. Thoughts about this wondrous creature (whom I will call Molly Jensen - a la Demi Moore's character in the cult classic movie "Ghost") consumed me for the next 10 minutes. Perhaps, in a former life, she was a mystical unicorn. What is her life like today, though? What is she doing right now....right now?
Perhaps she has just spun the most fabulous clay pot with her delicate hooves. Or maybe she just whipped up some delicious chocolate crepes and is now debating whether she should catch up on the last season of "Mad Men" or go for a frolick in the meadow. Either way, I don't wanna wake up from her (turn the lights on).
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
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