LIVE SHOPPING!

Well, here's one more thing to distract me. Live shopping on Net-a-Porter.com! It's a live map of the world, showing who's putting what in their "shopping bag". This is almost as fulfilling as shopping myself. Sometimes after watching this, I forget that no, I actually did not just get a pair of Valentino booties, and a Notte gown...that was some chick in Austria who I was shopping vicariously through. I've made a few observations after spending numerous hours (um, yes) watching other people shop on here:

1.) J Crew sells on Net-a-porter. Who knew?!
2.) People in Dubai love the bejewled garments.
3.) Not so much activity in Afghanistan...
4.) New York + UK= RICK OWENS, WOOLFORD, TEMPERLEY. THAT'S IT.
5.) CONFIRMED: The Japanese wear tiny sizes.
6.) China=ghost town.

check, check, check it out! (They ARE having a good sale, after all...)
http://www.net-a-porter.com/live

Meow-nsieur Chat Blanc!

Marie Antoinette and Louis would be proud of their country man Béla. Mostly because of his period costume and face make up.

Voila!

Bela: L'Homme Chat from Paul Trillo on Vimeo.

Driftwood Diva

A shot from Angelina Jolie's Louis Vuitton ad campaign was released today. She's in Cambodia, sitting on a piece of driftwood (what they might call a "boat"), with no make up on (I'm giving the side eye to that one), and wearing her VERY OWN Louis Vuitton Alto Carryall (I see you, girl). This is the same campaign from LV that features Sean Connery,Bono and his wifey. All of these folks are on that conscious tip...it's all about core values, guys!

I like Angelina, I really do. I mean, she's gorgeous, she gives $456 million dollars a year to charity, serves as an amb-ASS-ador (sorry, I had to) for the U.N., and gets to look at Brad Pitt all the time...
I'm sure she's just trying to make all of us look bad.

On another note, this reminds me of the time I went into the Louis Vuitton store in Paris (not the massive one that is now on the Champs Elysees, the smaller one on Avenue Montaigne...b/c I know you care). It was the Soldes time of year (Sale season). Every designer hole in the wall puts gobs of stuff on sale at this time of year. So I naturally sashayed into Louis Vuitton asking where the Soldes was. Well, Cruella Deville gave me le meanest glare ever and proclaimed in her most Frenchy English, "Mademoiselle, there are no sales at Lew Veetawn"! I know, cool story.


pic: WWD

It's the last day before the end of the world...What are you wearing today?!?!

Since tomorrow is the end of the world, today is the last day to get dressed, so MAKE IT COUNT! Wear ALL your jewelry today! Furs, who cares (it's 75 degrees out), so what , live ya life!

Once the world ends we will have to makeshift all of our clothes (those of us who are left). Girl pictured above is werking her Mad Max, end of the world lewk by snatching up carcases of rats and skinning HER OWN cow to make her jacket. It's all about survival.

If I'm left on this Earf after Jesus comes tomorrow, I will be live blogging and excited for the post rapture fashion trends. MAD MAX FASHION WILL RETURN!

He HAZ t-shirt

I am very excited to learn that someone I know actually owns some feline fashion. Bonus points for the sparkly blue eyes.

I'm tiny, too!

It seems like everyone and their mother is having a kid these days. In honor of the tiny humans, I wanted to share this short clip. Enjoy!

Today's Highlight

Today's highlight is...I got a new coffee maker!!! YAY for caffeine!

I'm totally amped for blogging.